Stoopid Monkey

Stoopid Monkey is a sativa dominant hybrid (65% sativa/35% indica) strain with a character all of its own. This well-regarded bud boasts a THC level that ranges from 21-27% on average, with 0.6% CBD. It is sold as regular seeds, and it remains one of the most requested cuts in its class year after year.

The Stoopid Monkey high hits fast and heady — a bright, clear-eyed lift that fuels conversation, ideas and forward momentum, with only a light touch of physical relaxation underneath. Underneath the mental charge, a mellow body calm keeps things comfortable, taking the edge off without ever slowing you down. Because of these effects, Stoopid Monkey is often chosen for managing chronic stress, muscle tension and mild to moderate depression, especially by those who want relief without reaching for anything heavier.

On the palate, expect citrus and sweet up front, backed by an aroma that fills the room the moment the jar opens. The smoke is smooth on the inhale with a sweet finish that builds the longer the session runs. This bud has dense grape-shaped vivid green nugs with warm amber tones, fiery orange hairs and a thick coat of frosty crystal trichomes.

For growers, Stoopid Monkey offers a manageable grow for anyone with a harvest or two behind them — expect plants flowering in a standard 9-10 weeks, at home indoors or outdoors. Given steady feeding and a little light training, it rewards the effort with heavy, resin-coated colas. Plants stretch to a medium height with strong side branching, equally at home in a tent or a garden bed. Its genetics run through the wider Stoopid family — see Stoopid Fruits and 2AM Strawberry Stoopid for close relatives worth comparing before you buy.