Stoned Monkey

Stoned Monkey is a evenly balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) strain that has quietly built a dedicated following. This infamous bud boasts a THC level that ranges from 17-23% on average, with 0.2% CBD. It is sold as feminized seeds, and it remains one of the most requested cuts in its class year after year.

Users describe the Stoned Monkey high as a true two-sided experience — an energizing cerebral lift arrives first, sliding gradually into a mellow body calm that relaxes without switching you off completely. Neither side ever overpowers the other, which is exactly why well-bred hybrids like this one earn permanent shelf space. Because of these effects, Stoned Monkey is often chosen for managing chronic stress, muscle tension and mild to moderate depression, especially by those who want relief without reaching for anything heavier.

On the palate, expect skunk and berry up front, backed by an aroma that fills the room the moment the jar opens. The smoke is smooth on the inhale with a berry finish that builds the longer the session runs. This bud has chunky popcorn-shaped olive green nugs with deep purple undertones, rust-colored hairs and a thick coat of frosty crystal trichomes.

In the garden, Stoned Monkey is an easy, forgiving grow that suits first-time cultivators, flowering in a standard 9-10 weeks and performing well indoors or outdoors. It shrugs off common beginner mistakes, and yields stay respectable even when conditions are less than perfect. Plants stretch to a medium height with strong side branching, equally at home in a tent or a garden bed. Its genetics run through the wider Stoned family — see Stoned Berry and Stoned Cold Mint for close relatives worth comparing before you buy.