Shaved Monkey

Shaved Monkey is a autoflowering evenly balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) strain that has quietly built a dedicated following. THC testing typically lands between 19% and 25%, pairing raw strength with a 0.7% CBD content. It is sold as autoflower seeds, and it remains one of the most requested cuts in its class year after year.

Users describe the Shaved Monkey high as a true two-sided experience — an energizing cerebral lift arrives first, sliding gradually into a mellow body calm that relaxes without switching you off completely. Neither side ever overpowers the other, which is exactly why well-bred hybrids like this one earn permanent shelf space. These combined effects make Shaved Monkey a frequent pick among patients dealing with chronic stress, muscle tension and mild to moderate depression, and a reliable standby for anyone medicating on a schedule.

Shaved Monkey has a delicious skunk and coffee flavor that lingers on the tongue long after the exhale, with an aroma to match that grows sharper as the buds are broken apart. The smoke is smooth on the inhale with a coffee finish that builds the longer the session runs. This bud has long tapered spade-shaped bright neon green nugs, curly amber hairs and a thick coat of frosty crystal trichomes.

For growers, Shaved Monkey offers an easy, forgiving grow that suits first-time cultivators — expect plants finishing in as little as 8-9 weeks from germination, at home indoors or outdoors. It shrugs off common beginner mistakes, and yields stay respectable even when conditions are less than perfect. Plants stretch to a medium height with strong side branching, equally at home in a tent or a garden bed. Its genetics run through the wider Monkey family — see Drunken Monkey and Evil Monkey for close relatives worth comparing before you buy.