Noyes Poison

Noyes Poison is a sativa dominant hybrid (65% sativa/35% indica) strain that has quietly built a dedicated following. This infamous bud boasts a THC level that ranges from 18-24% on average, with 0.8% CBD. It is sold as feminized seeds, and it remains one of the most requested cuts in its class year after year.

Users describe the Noyes Poison high as an immediate uplifting cerebral rush that sharpens focus and sets off waves of creative energy, keeping you motivated and sociable without weighing down the body. Underneath the mental charge, a mellow body calm keeps things comfortable, taking the edge off without ever slowing you down. These combined effects make Noyes Poison a frequent pick among patients dealing with chronic stress, muscle tension and mild to moderate depression, and a reliable standby for anyone medicating on a schedule.

On the palate, expect earthy and coffee up front, backed by an aroma that fills the room the moment the jar opens. Each exhale leaves a earthy-tinged aftertaste that keeps you coming back for one more taste. This bud has long tapered spade-shaped olive green nugs with deep purple undertones, rust-colored hairs and a thick coat of frosty crystal trichomes.

For growers, Noyes Poison offers an easy, forgiving grow that suits first-time cultivators — expect plants flowering in a standard 9-10 weeks, at home indoors or outdoors. It shrugs off common beginner mistakes, and yields stay respectable even when conditions are less than perfect. Plants stretch to a medium height with strong side branching, equally at home in a tent or a garden bed. Its genetics run through the wider Noyes family — see Noyes Kush and Noyes OG for close relatives worth comparing before you buy.