Inglourious Bastard

Inglourious Bastard is a indica dominant hybrid (80% indica/20% sativa) strain with a character all of its own. THC testing typically lands between 23% and 29%, pairing raw strength with a 0.6% CBD content. It is sold as regular seeds, and it remains one of the most requested cuts in its class year after year.

Users describe the Inglourious Bastard high as a slow, warming body melt that starts at the back of the head and rolls down through the limbs, easing muscles into deep, contented calm while the mind drifts into a hazy, happy state. A gentle mental uplift keeps the mood bright the whole way through, so the physical heaviness never tips over into fogginess. These combined effects make Inglourious Bastard a frequent pick among patients dealing with chronic stress, muscle tension and insomnia and other sleep disorders, and a reliable standby for anyone medicating on a schedule.

On the palate, expect chocolate and diesel up front, backed by an aroma that fills the room the moment the jar opens. The smoke is smooth on the inhale with a diesel finish that builds the longer the session runs. This bud has long tapered spade-shaped olive green nugs with deep purple undertones, rust-colored hairs and a thick coat of frosty crystal trichomes.

For growers, Inglourious Bastard offers a demanding plant best left to experienced growers — expect plants flowering in a standard 9-10 weeks, at home in controlled indoor setups. Dialed-in climate control and careful pruning are repaid with exceptional bag appeal and top-shelf potency. Plants stay compact enough for tents and small rooms, which makes canopy management straightforward. Its genetics run through the wider Bastard family — see Green Bastard and Grim Bastard OG for close relatives worth comparing before you buy.