Freaks Squirt Fast

Freaks Squirt Fast is a evenly balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) strain with a character all of its own. This well-regarded bud boasts a THC level that ranges from 17-23% on average, with 0.3% CBD. Seeds come in regular form, and demand from home growers has never really slowed.

The Freaks Squirt Fast high balances both sides of its lineage: a happy head buzz up front, and a soothing physical warmth that follows a few minutes behind. Neither side ever overpowers the other, which is exactly why well-bred hybrids like this one earn permanent shelf space. Because of these effects, Freaks Squirt Fast is often chosen for managing chronic stress, muscle tension and mild to moderate depression, especially by those who want relief without reaching for anything heavier.

Freaks Squirt Fast has a mouth-filling berry and sweet flavor that lingers on the tongue long after the exhale, with an aroma to match that grows sharper as the buds are broken apart. Each exhale leaves a berry-tinged aftertaste that keeps you coming back for one more taste. This bud has dense grape-shaped olive green nugs with deep purple undertones, curly amber hairs and a thick coat of frosty crystal trichomes.

In the garden, Freaks Squirt Fast is a manageable grow for anyone with a harvest or two behind them, flowering in a standard 9-10 weeks and performing well indoors or outdoors. Given steady feeding and a little light training, it rewards the effort with heavy, resin-coated colas. Plants stretch to a medium height with strong side branching, equally at home in a tent or a garden bed. Its genetics run through the wider Squirt family — see Hershey Squirt and Sour Squirt for close relatives worth comparing before you buy.