Fat Bastard Autoflower

Fat Bastard Autoflower is a indica dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sativa) strain with a character all of its own. This well-regarded bud boasts a THC level that ranges from 21-27% on average, with 0.8% CBD. Seeds come in feminized form, and demand from home growers has never really slowed.

The Fat Bastard Autoflower high creeps in gently before wrapping the whole body in heavy relaxation — expect softened shoulders, slowed thoughts and a warm couch-lock that deepens as the session goes on. A gentle mental uplift keeps the mood bright the whole way through, so the physical heaviness never tips over into fogginess. These combined effects make Fat Bastard Autoflower a frequent pick among patients dealing with chronic stress, muscle tension and insomnia and other sleep disorders, and a reliable standby for anyone medicating on a schedule.

Fat Bastard Autoflower has a distinctive earthy and lemon flavor that lingers on the tongue long after the exhale, with an aroma to match that grows sharper as the buds are broken apart. Each exhale leaves a earthy-tinged aftertaste that keeps you coming back for one more taste. This bud has compact rounded vivid green nugs with warm amber tones, thin orange hairs and a fine dusting of milky white trichomes.

For growers, Fat Bastard Autoflower offers an easy, forgiving grow that suits first-time cultivators — expect plants flowering in a standard 9-10 weeks, at home in controlled indoor setups. It shrugs off common beginner mistakes, and yields stay respectable even when conditions are less than perfect. Plants stay compact enough for tents and small rooms, which makes canopy management straightforward. Its genetics run through the wider Bastard family — see Old Dirty Bastard and Wedding Bastard for close relatives worth comparing before you buy.