Fainting Goat

Fainting Goat is a evenly balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) strain with a character all of its own. This well-regarded bud boasts a THC level that ranges from 18-24% on average, with 0.2% CBD. Seeds come in feminized form, and demand from home growers has never really slowed.

The Fainting Goat high balances both sides of its lineage: a happy head buzz up front, and a soothing physical warmth that follows a few minutes behind. The handoff between head and body is seamless, making it easy to dose for either a productive afternoon or a slow evening. These combined effects make Fainting Goat a frequent pick among patients dealing with chronic stress, muscle tension and mild to moderate depression, and a reliable standby for anyone medicating on a schedule.

On the palate, expect chocolate and coffee up front, backed by an aroma that fills the room the moment the jar opens. Each exhale leaves a chocolate-tinged aftertaste that keeps you coming back for one more taste. This bud has compact rounded olive green nugs with deep purple undertones, fiery orange hairs and a sticky layer of golden-white trichomes.

For growers, Fainting Goat offers an easy, forgiving grow that suits first-time cultivators — expect plants flowering in a standard 9-10 weeks, at home indoors or outdoors. It shrugs off common beginner mistakes, and yields stay respectable even when conditions are less than perfect. Plants stretch to a medium height with strong side branching, equally at home in a tent or a garden bed. Its genetics run through the wider Goat family — see Blue Goat Kush and Bubble Goat for close relatives worth comparing before you buy.