(AKA Dr. Funkenstein )
With a mysterious breeder, Dr. Funk is a celebrity-packed lineage of Blueberry and Bubba Kush. The smell it emits is a bouquet of fresh blueberries. It grows tight, compact buds and thick orange hair-like pistils under a frosty dusting of crystal trichomes and visible sticky resin.
Flavor and Effects of Dr. Funk
Dr. Funk is a delicious mix of earthy blueberry that becomes sharp yet sweet upon exhale.
Its cerebral and body high brings an almost psychedelic high that starts with a euphoric onset and energy that slowly fades into a potent body buzz that leaves you totally relaxed and couch-locked. You will be sedated and hungry, as well. Thus, Dr. Funk is ideally used as night-time marijuana.
Medical Benefits of Dr. Funk
Dr. Funk possesses therapeutic properties that are greatly beneficial to those people who suffer from anxiety, arthritis, chronic pain, depression, headaches, hypertension, insomnia, and migraines. It is a proven analgesic, anxiolytic, anti-depressant, relaxant, and appetite booster.
Negative Effects of Dr. Funk.
Negative reactions are common to any form of medicine. This goes the same for Dr. Funk. Users may complain of a dry mouth along with dry eyes. You have to hydrate to get rid of these effects. Downing on a few glasses of water than the usual intake will wane the side effects. You can also use an eye moisturizer drops to soothe those irritated eyes.
Dizziness, along with anxiety, may happen in rare cases. Some experience headaches as well. This is due to the overconsumption of the strain. Moderation is advised. This is temporary and disappears after some time so don’t worry.
Growing Dr. Funk
Seeds of Dr. Funk are not available online. You may obtain clippings from mature, healthy plants of the strain to cultivate clones. Dr. Funk’s plants grow short and squat with strong lateral branches. You need to prune the leaves and support the branches. You can also apply the Screen of Green (SRoG) or the Sea of Green (SOG) methods to ensure great yields.
Indoors, growers can expect flowers to bloom at 8 to 9 weeks. It gives a yield of 12 to 14 ounces of buds per square meter during harvest. Outdoors, Dr. Funk flowers between late September and early October. Backyard growers can harvest at least 14 ounces of buds per plant.